This is why you guys need Hermione.
my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them
Once More With Feeling: Favourite lines (Part One)
No, that can’t be a real cat it must be just a mutation-
I thought it was photoshopped at first. I’m still pretty sure they are, because there’s no reason for something that cute and stubby to exist.
give me your tiny stubby lovins, cat corgi!!!
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”